I woke up at 3:30 this morning for my midnight snack when my mom discovered I had wet the bed. I'm pretty good at soaking through everything. Mom got me fed and changed and I was back to sleep in no time at all. Then my lucky mom woke up to another surprise. Once again I had managed to make a mess of everything only this time while mom was cleaning me up I decided to pee on my face. She was nice enough to hurry and wipe off my face so I took this opportunity to send out an explosive pooh all over everything. (excuse my language and the graphic details)
I love taking baths so if this is what I have to do to get another bath in less than 12 hours it works for me. I didn't want to dirty my bath water so I snuck in a quick whizz all over the kitchen counter.
Mom punished me by making me take my vitamins.
I got all dressed up nice and cute and while mom changed me right before leaving the house I peed on my outfit. I'm pretty good at that.
After my long morning nap I decided it was time for more milk. I LOVE THAT STUFF!!! But for some reason I decided to spit it up right as I turned my head so it could go down the front of mom. I didn't want to get my bright green burp rag dirty.
You would think she would get mad at me but all I have to do is grin and she gives me lots of hugs and kisses.
Good thing the days still young.
7 comments:
ahh i seriously cant get over his hair! and all of those cute faces! ahaha this is so funny! is is an explosive kid huh?
I cracked up so hard when I read this... maybe I can relate somehow (with the mom).
K- you seriously have me laughing because you really wonder if that's what's going through their cute little heads because somehow they always manage to just keep going one thing after the other. It's a good thing they are so adorable and we love them so much isn't it?!
Oh I can remember the days of changing Brooklyn 5 + times a day and sometimes our bedding AND hers. It gets better I promise! Hope you are guys are doing good. Maven is sure a cute little boy. I love his hair!
Way to keep your mom on her toes Maven. And I agree, those vitamins are nasty business.
Ha ha, you're pretty funny Maven. What kind of camera do you have Charlsie?!
Quite possibly the best post EVER. Love it. And your little guy is ADORABLE.
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